Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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