i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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