There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
