I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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