Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
what is it with giant penises always finding me
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him