Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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