One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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