Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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