He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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