is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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