Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
