just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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