trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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