I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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