when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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