i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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