yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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