we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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