But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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