so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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