On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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