good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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He passed out mid-signature
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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