I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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