no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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