More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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