Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
