That's intense
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
