even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
