where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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