I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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