I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
