why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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