it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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