just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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