so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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