I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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