sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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