We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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