Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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