Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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