The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he puts the penis in happiness.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize