Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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