i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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