And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
soo... how was my night?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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