After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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