At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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