his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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