how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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