I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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