already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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