Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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