You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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