I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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