do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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