the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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