We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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