Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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