when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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