she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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