I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
True strength comes from lack of pants
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