It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just found a bag of teeth...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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