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Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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